The world is on fire
Ed Brown HI FRENS! IS ME, DWUNK ED! But can ya blame me when there’s a delicious bouorbon in the cocktail cabinet that screams “DRINK ME” every time i walk past it?…
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Nodus Tollens
So. Here we are. I’ve drunk a bottle of Nodus Tollens syrah, and might be a teeny bit dwumk. Is a good drop, the old Nodus Tollens. A light and…
It’s all a bit fucked
OK. So. Look. Here’s the thing. It’s all a bit fucked, right? We got thousands of cases a day – and that’s only what we know about. Because testing is…
That was the year that was: 2021
Way back in the Before Times – specifically the modest years of the early nineties – Clive James used to do a New Years Eve TV special. In a dulcet…
Drunky health advice
OK so yes, I’m drunk but also no, I don’t have a big rant about how if we all just loved each other things would be different. Sorry. Get vaccinated.…
Feel Your Feels
I drinkey drank drunk the wine again! Woooooohooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the world is amaaazing again! Because walking is hard, but it shouldn’t be, which is HILARIOUS!!! The world is also a…
Giving Up – Yes And No
Hello people. This may come as a complete surprise and thing. But I’m a bit drunk. Like all the drunk. But that’s because of wine. Yeah so anyway there’s a…
The Optimism Bat-Signal
OK. So. I got some news for you. It’s a Saturday night… and I’m not drunk. Nope. Stone Cold Steve Sober. Went through half a bottle last night during an…
Boozy Words of Wisdom
Hello everybody!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk Ed here, ready to offer up some boozy words of wisdom and ramble on about The Things. This might be a long one, folks. And it deals…
NSW Lockdowns
OK, so here goes. Yes, I have some strong opinions on what has been done, what should have been done, what is being done and what should be done in…